25 Funny Signs to Keep You Inspired and Laughing at Your Next Race

Written by
Kolby Paxton

Whether it's mile 2 or 22, we all need a pick-me-up at some point in the race. Funny, inspiring and/or hilariously awkward signs often provide exactly that.

These 25 signs are among the very best we've seen—for various reasons.

Black toenails are sexy.
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A scorching hot take, to be sure, but we're with it.
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You think you're tired?
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Killer shoulder workout.
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(Almost) always give 100 percent.
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Sound advice.
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26.2 'til you can take a poo!
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When keepin' it real gets really real.
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Try crawling!
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This baby's not wrong.
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But did you die?
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Super reassuring. 
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We're going shopping.
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John is going to PR today.
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Kiss me. I play video games.
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They do say opposites attract.
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Jogger?
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What's the difference?
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Hot guy ahead.
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Creepy guy behind.
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Boring.
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So is your sign, bro. So is your sign.
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I farted.
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Thanks for the heads up.
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All toenails go to heaven.
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#Blessed.
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May the course be with you.
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Right back at ya, buddy.
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If it's not on Facebook, it didn't happen.
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You're about to get so many likes.
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I'll pause your Garmin.
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Priorities.
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Free bananas!
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It really is, though.
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Zombie apocalypse practice?
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Kind of ups the ante, no?
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Speed boost.
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Does this thing work?
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#SpandexProbz
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Nobody?
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Temptation Station
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This is either extremely kind or extremely cruel.
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Great job, random stranger.
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Hey! Thanks, random stranger.
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Run 4 free beer.
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Keep your eyes on the prize.
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You rock!
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Ok, but really, though. This is motivation.
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Catch your tail.
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You didn't actually think we'd get through this without a dog, did you?
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