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The 29 Funniest Tweets About Running
Written by
Kolby Paxton
They say laughter is the best medicine and that definitely applies to overcoming the pain of a tough run. These hilarious tweets about running will provide a little levity when you need it most.
Should've just taken a rest day.
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The Trophy Generation?
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Running: The only sport where thousands of losers celebrate at the end of a race.
@1PatheticRunner
Find a
race.The opposite of #RelationshipGoals
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They probably sit on the same side of the booth at dinner, too.
@RobinMcCauley
Find a
race.Fair point.
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His options were limited, sure. But better options existed, nonetheless.
@RugzDBewler
Find a
race.Indisputable logic, FTW.
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Can't be called a quitter if you're never a beginner. Kind of genius, actually.
@rustygunter
Find a
race.This is why earphones were invented.
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Please return your tray tables and marathon tales to their upright and locked position.
@chrissyteigen
Find a
race.Gotta start somewhere.
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What's for lunch, you ask? I'm not sure, I'm training for a marathon, so…
@runbearable
Find a
race.College!
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Not true. Walking to and from the bars counts towards your daily steps goal.
@Collegeprobs
Find a
race.Alyssa is all of us.
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Prerequisite(s) to being an athlete:
1.) Put on your running shoes.
2.) That's it. You're an athlete.
1.) Put on your running shoes.
2.) That's it. You're an athlete.
@kramediggles
Find a
race.Tough to say, really.
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But have we told you about the time we ran a marathon with our rescue dog while on a vegan diet?
@KenJennings