People jumping in your swim lane without asking.
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As if swimming wasn't hard enough.
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Your Next RaceUpgrading gear without upgrading training.
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That bike isn't going to make you faster all on its own. *said while getting passed*
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Your Next RaceRoadies drafting off your wheel.
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I thought you said we didn't know how to ride in groups? #freeloaders
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Your Next RaceStanding around talking about your past race instead of training for your next race.
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Not exactly what they mean when they say you're only as good as your last race.
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Your Next RacePeople that start racing you when trying to pass.
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You choose now to speed up?
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Your Next RaceWhen someone stops right in front of you in the feed zone.
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Please don't mind as I bowl you over.
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Having to wait in line to carb load at the only "Italian" restaurant the night before a race.
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Goodbye, early bedtime.
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Your Next RaceRealizing your wetsuit Velcro is rubbing your neck raw mid-way through the swim.
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That's going to feel great on the bike and run.
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Your Next RaceWhen your two-piece suit rides up and you get sunburnt on your lower back.
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You know, I was starting to get a bit too pale there…
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When smug road cyclists say triathletes are the worst mechanics.
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When the on-course nutrition for your upcoming race isn't something you ever train with.
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And you have to buy a bunch of new stuff to make sure it doesn't destroy your stomach.
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Your Next RaceWhen that on-course nutrition actually DOES destroy your stomach.
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If you need me, I'll be at the nearest Porta Potty.
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Your Next RaceThe struggle of trying to find a good tri kit that doesn't chafe, but also doesn't make you look like a whale.
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Can it even be done?
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Your Next RaceWhen any of the legs get canceled or reduced.
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We know you're just doing your job and keeping us safe, but THIS IS LITERALLY RUINING MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.
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Your Next RaceWhen your partner doesn't understand your training schedule.
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Yes, I have to train now. No, I can't skip this one.
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An IRONMAN is a triathlon, but not every triathlon is an IRONMAN.
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#KnowTheDifference
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Your Next RaceForgetting to stop your Garmin post workout.
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Oops, that 40 mph average was just the drive home.
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Your Next RaceWhen other triathletes don't rack their bike properly.
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And it makes your transition last about three times longer than it should.
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Any sentence from a fellow triathlete that starts with, "Well, my coach said…".
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We get it already.
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