27 of the Funniest Triathlon T-Shirts

Elizabeth Grimsley
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Training for a triathlon can easily wear you down. With morning swims and afternoon brick workouts, the struggle is definitely real. So, swim, bike, run then laugh at these hilarious T-shirts that aptly explain our feelings for the sport we love to hate.
The Original
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Just a little chemistry.
Swim, Bike, Run
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Text me later.
Shut Up
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Quit playing games with my heart.
Jello
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Everything is fine.
Three Sports
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We're gluttons for punishment.
Cool Dad
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Three times as awesome, to be exact.
It's Not a Run Without Some Complaining
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There's a reason we also swim and bike.
Horrible Idea
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But actually...
Welcome to the Dark Side
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May the course be with you.
I Don't Do Triathlons
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Perfect match.
You Are Now Broke
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And yet are still considering buying this shirt.
Short Distances
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That's what sprints were created for, right?
Close Enough?
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It's why we're triathletes.
Survival
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Good motivation, tbh.
How to Be a Triathlete
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Basically just make it to the finish line by any means possible.
That's Cute
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Try about 114 more miles, then we'll talk.
Except for Sharks
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Every time...
Insane
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All the time. They're everywhere.
Average
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Why be great at just one sport?
Zombies
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Basically just want to survive the apocalypse.
A Day in the Life
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Bricks
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We love to hate em. Or maybe we just hate em.
Crazy About Triathlons
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#SorryNotSorry
Running
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To Tri or Not to Tri
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We all know the answer.
Must Cross Finish Line
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No matter how far away we are.
Keep Trying
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No matter what.
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