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The 29 Funniest Tweets About Triathlon
The 29 Funniest Tweets About Triathlon
Written by
Elizabeth Grimsley
Sometimes that swim, bike, run just doesn’t go your way. And no one knows the struggle better than your fellow triathletes.
Next time you’ve had a hard day, laugh along with these funny tweets about the sport you love to hate.
#Swimcrimination
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Let's see some justice here!
@sgroffy
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The true triathlon.
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#WorthIt
@tzaferes
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Something to aspire to.
1 of 30
#Goals
@_Dark_Mark
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Thanks a lot.
1 of 30
Because we have a few choice words for them.
@alliekazam_
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Who needs a tissue anyway?
1 of 30
I'm not crying, my eyes are just sweating.
@FakeTriathlete
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Running late.
1 of 30
And don't even start about taking them off.
@kzaferes6
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You're a real triathlete now.
1 of 30
Finally made it.
@triproblems
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#TanLineProbs
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We're basically Ross Geller.
@swimmerproblems
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Well that's one definition of triathlon.
1 of 30
But mostly the third thing.
@accidental_tri
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It's not what you think.
1 of 30
We swear.
@sgroffy
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No pain, no gain.
1 of 30
Sorry not sorry.
@yomnaelassal
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It's not you, it's me.
1 of 30
Well, that's one way to do it…
@_Dark_Mark
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Just not your day.
1 of 30
It happens to the best of us.
@kzaferes6
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True love.
1 of 30
Find someone you can compare shaved legs with.
@triproblems
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You made it.
1 of 30
It was a long road to get to this point.
@tzaferes
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Can they swim and bike, too?
1 of 30
TBH, wouldn't even be that mad about it.
@rolldiggity
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Our form is impeccable.
1 of 30
Let's not limit it to just the run.
@katiedippold
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That's enough training, right?
1 of 30
Plenty.
@swimmerproblems
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Every bit helps, right?
1 of 30
The obsession is real.
@FakeTriathlete
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*Bank account cries*
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But there's so much beautiful gear.
@yikyakapp
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It's just rain.
1 of 30
No, you're crying.
@triproblems
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Something to look forward to.
1 of 30
An essential workout for every training plan.
@thecatwhisprer
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When you've truly bonked.
1 of 30
Good luck getting back up.
@kzaferes6
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#BeerWatts
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It's really all about the post-race beer anyway, right?
@joshgondelman
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Whatever gets you to the finish line.
1 of 30
So fitting for the swim leg, though, amiright?
@disnyrunr24
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Truly terrifying.
1 of 30
The struggle is so real.
@triproblems
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A well-balanced training plan.
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They
say
you need to include some weight training with your swim, bike, run.
@housewifeofhell
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Inspired.
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Or maybe not…
@sgroffy
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But mostly for the smugness.
1 of 30
What's the point of being an IRONMAN if you can't tell literally everyone about it?
@kenjennings
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