The 29 Funniest Tweets About Triathlon

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Sometimes that swim, bike, run just doesn’t go your way. And no one knows the struggle better than your fellow triathletes.

Next time you’ve had a hard day, laugh along with these funny tweets about the sport you love to hate.
#Swimcrimination
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Let's see some justice here!
The true triathlon.
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Something to aspire to.
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Thanks a lot.
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Because we have a few choice words for them.
Who needs a tissue anyway?
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I'm not crying, my eyes are just sweating.
Running late.
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And don't even start about taking them off.
You're a real triathlete now.
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Finally made it.
#TanLineProbs
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We're basically Ross Geller.
Well that's one definition of triathlon.
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But mostly the third thing.
It's not what you think.
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We swear.
No pain, no gain.
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Sorry not sorry.
It's not you, it's me.
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Well, that's one way to do it…
Just not your day.
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It happens to the best of us.
True love.
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Find someone you can compare shaved legs with.
You made it.
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It was a long road to get to this point.
Can they swim and bike, too?
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TBH, wouldn't even be that mad about it.
Our form is impeccable.
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Let's not limit it to just the run.
That's enough training, right?
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Every bit helps, right?
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The obsession is real.
*Bank account cries*
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But there's so much beautiful gear.
It's just rain.
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No, you're crying.
Something to look forward to.
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An essential workout for every training plan.
When you've truly bonked.
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Good luck getting back up.
#BeerWatts
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It's really all about the post-race beer anyway, right?
Whatever gets you to the finish line.
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So fitting for the swim leg, though, amiright?
Truly terrifying.
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The struggle is so real.
A well-balanced training plan.
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They say you need to include some weight training with your swim, bike, run.
Inspired.
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Or maybe not…
But mostly for the smugness.
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What's the point of being an IRONMAN if you can't tell literally everyone about it?
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