Can You Survive This Cycling Would You Rather Quiz?

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Cycling is a pretty enjoyable sport. You get to ride around all day with a cool breeze in your hair and delicious snacks in your jersey pockets. But what if we told you that you couldn't have it all? What if you had to choose the lesser of two evils—between always feeling like you're pedaling slightly uphill or always having a headwind? Or between never riding again or having to run every single day?
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Drop your banana after one bite or have your Garmin die with 3 miles to go?
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Get a flat every time you ride or get half-wheeled the entire ride?
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Drop your water bottle once every group ride or forget your flat tire changing kit?
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Have n=0 in the n+1 formula or never be able to sell that bike you've listed in every Facebook marketplace?
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Ride an electric bike or ride a bike that's too small or too big?
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Get a saddle sore or have anterior knee pain?
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Forget your chamois cream or be forced to wear shorts instead of bibs?
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Never ride again or have to run every single day?
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Have every pair of socks you own be shorter than the accepted height or only wear sleeveless jerseys?
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Fall over while clipped in at every stoplight and stop sign or fall every time you try to walk while wearing cycling shoes?
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Always be too hot or always be too cold while riding?
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Always be at the front of a group ride or always get dropped on a group ride yet think you're still close enough to catch up?
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Live in a literal cycling utopia or go on an all-expenses paid trip to France?
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Always feel like you're pedaling slightly uphill or always have a headwind?
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Always have the kit you want to wear be clean or never have to do cycling laundry again?
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Have an unlimited number of awesome socks or an unlimited number of crazy kits?
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Be Peter Sagan or be Peter Sagan's best friend?
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