The 10 Most Hilarious Cycling Fails

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All cyclists memorize a mantra that's far more important than sock height and crisp tan lines: "Keep the rubber side down."

The following cyclists need to study up, however, because somewhere down the road something went wrong. And we couldn't enjoy it more. Barring huge Tour de France pileups, these 10 hilarious cycling fails are the best of the worst.
When Duty Calls
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Tom Dumoulin is known for his world-class time trial ability, but during the 2017 Giro d'Italia, he became known for an entirely new talent: the roadside poo. Although both embarrassing and hilarious, Dumoulin owned up to it like a champ in his post-race interview.
Road Hazards
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Your dad always warned you not to stick anything in your spokes, but this cyclist wins the award for Most Unfortunate. Road hazards are always a threat, but sometimes things just happen. Fortunately, his fellow riding buddies were able to escape without crashing.
Faceplant
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There's nothing more hilarious than a well-timed faceplant—especially when the victim walks away unscathed. Technically a tricycling fail, this future World Tour star has learned about one very important phenomenon: gravity. Somebody just needs to teach her how to bunny hop.
Flopping
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WARNING: Graphic material ahead! If flopping was a thing in pro cycling, this kid would have a promising future career. We only hope this little shredder is OK, and somebody needs to take him out for ice cream after that spill.
Monkey See, Monkey Do
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Downhill mountain biking requires lightning-fast reflexes and the ability to switch off fear. Unfortunately, this crew came into a left-hander too hot, launching off the single track, heading into the bushes and then onto the field. The POV GoPro footage shows how dangerous it can be, but it sure is funny seeing hardcore mountain bikers fall out of the sky.
Mythbusters Face Buster
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You would think the cast of Mythbusters would have a solid grasp on physics, but accident-prone Tory Belleci seems to ignore any semblance of caution on a regular basis. Pro Tip: Don't try to jump a wagon with a red beach cruiser. It does make for some great television, though.
Wheelie of Doom
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A proper wheelie is always a crowd pleaser—just ask Peter Sagan. This unlucky cyclist pops an impressive wheelie, only to see his front wheel ride away from him. What are you supposed to do in this situation? We think he handles it pretty well by heading straight for the grass.
Helping Hand
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Friends don't let friends hit a rail without a spotter, but this attempt went bad for all parties involved. Hey, it would have been impressive if he stuck the landing, right? We bet the spotter shows up with a catcher's mask during his friend's next attempt.
Faceplant Part Two
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Why did the cyclist cross the road? To faceplant on the curb on the other side. Luckily, a newscaster caught this less-than-graceful cyclist as he hit the pavement. We're pretty sure the station's ratings went up that day.
Mario Kart
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We tried to avoid including any serious cycling pileups, but this one was too good to pass up. Everyone knows you leave the banana peel on the corners, and Mario didn't disappoint. Who knew a rind could wreak so much havoc?
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