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What People Really Think About During Yoga Class
Written by
Fara Rosenzweig
While doing yoga, you're supposed to clear your mind, let go of everything that has happened outside of the studio, and focus on your time on the mat. But let's be honest, letting go of your thoughts is easier said than done. Maybe you start to put together a grocery list mid warrior pose. Or you get a glimpse of your feet during downward dog and start to think about local pedicure spots. And then there's the yoga class itself—a place filled with folks attempting to make awkward poses right beside you. We gathered some of the thoughts—funny, relevant and ridiculous—that have popped into the minds of Active editors and contributors.
Mat Placement
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"Ugh, please don't let that guy set up his mat next me. Don't do; don't do it. Damn."
The Dreaded See-Through Pant
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"Should I tell that woman her yoga pants are a little see-through?"
Hot Yoga (First Few Minutes)
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"This isn't so bad. What's all the fuss about?"
Hot Yoga (Few Minutes Later)
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"I'm so thirsty. I need water, now!"
Hot Yoga (Two Minutes Later)
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"Damn it, I shouldn't have had that water. Now I have to pee."
Odd Smells
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"Ummmm, did someone just fart? Yes, clearly someone did." OR "Good morning Jack, Johnny and Jose. Someone had fun last night."
What People Wear
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"I know this is hot yoga, but those shorts reveal too much."
Inversions
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"Oh heck no! I'm not standing on my head. Plus, my top is loose-fitted today; everyone will see my stomach—not happening."
When Your Teacher Says the Pose Will Get Easier if You Breathe
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"I'm breathing and this pose is not getting easier. @*%$ it hurts!!"
Battle With Chaturanga
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"Should I skip the chaturanga? No, that's an extra 2 calories I'll burn."
About Five Minutes Into Tree Pose
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"Ugh, how much longer do I have to hold this pose?! I don't want to be a tree any more."
When Yoga and Cirque du Soleil Meet
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"I didn't know this was an audition for Cirque du Soleil."
Awkward Poses
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"You want me to do what? My body doesn't move in that direction."
When You're Told to Clear Your Mind
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"I'm hungry. What should I make for dinner after class? Take out? No, I'll cook. Shoot, I forgot to send that email."
The Moment You Look in the Mirror During Warrior II
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"Do I look fat in this shirt? Shut up! That's not important. OK my torso is centered. All these people are leaning forward. OK stop looking. Shoot, I should've grabbed a bandana. My hair is sweaty and annoying. Can someone just open the door?!"
When You're Feeling Strong
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"I'm in the moment right now. See, this is what it's supposed to be like."
The Moment You Look Down at Your Feet
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"Oh my goodness, I need a pedicure ASAP." (And then proceed to pick at feet).
5 Minutes Left in Class
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"I can't wait for savasana, I'm going the pass out."
When Your Teacher Wraps Up With Namaste
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I survived!