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The 25 Funniest Tweets About Dieting

By ACTIVE.com

Whether you're cutting out added sugar, eating less processed foods or reducing your portion sizes, dieting is just plain hard—as in, really, really hard.

Stop wallowing in your dieting misery and laugh about it instead. These funny tweeters know the struggle of trying to eat healthy, and they deliver some serious LOLs.

Die, Diet, Same Thing

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We don't believe in coincidences.

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Subway

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Eat fresh, am I right?

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Weight Loss

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We're well on our way!

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Low-Carb Diets

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What's the point of being alive if you can't eat carbs?

@AnnaKendrick47

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Mission Impossible

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It's a sign.

@LoveNLunchmeat

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Finally Doing Something

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It's time to take action.

@FunnyOneLiners

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Salad

7 of 26

It's all about the toppings.

@Ideal_Victoria

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Seventeen Minutes

8 of 26

This is agony.

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Netflix and...

9 of 26

It can't be done.

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Doctor's Appointment

10 of 26

Nope, sounds terrible.

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Kebabs

11 of 26

It's a fair question.

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Ambulance

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Honestly, we give up.

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Thought We Were Friends

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You clearly don't know what a true friend is.

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Skittles

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Asking for a friend...

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Taco Salad

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A true catch-22.

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Eating Healthy

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THE WORST.

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M&Ms

17 of 26

Just keepin' it real.

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Adam and Eve

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Wouldn't want to chance it.

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Quarter Pounder

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Don't you hate when that happens?

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Save Half for Later

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L.O.L.

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Gluten-Free

21 of 26

This is grounds for a divorce.

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Carrots

22 of 26

Isn't dieting just another way of being forever hungry?

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All Fun and Games

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It loses its appeal quickly.

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No Joy

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There is only cauliflower.

@TragicAllyHere

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Suggested Serving Size

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The world is a scary place.

@Bourgeoisalien

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