How You Know You Are a Runner

Do you remember when somebody referred to you as a runner for the first time, or when you first called yourself a runner? You probably beamed with pride at that moment because you know how much dedication it takes to push past the hard and become a consistent runner.
If you've been a runner for a long time, the running-related habits you practice daily have probably become so second nature that you view them as normal—not quirky or weird like your non-runner friends and family might.
You know that you're a medal-collecting, number-worshipping, get-'er-run-done-no-matter-what runner when...
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most days you don't consider not running
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you bring your own mylar blanket to the start area of races when it's cold
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you can, and have, relieved yourself in unconventional places
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you plan a vacation around a race
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your running clothes and shoes take up half of your suitcase on trips
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you complete workouts with funny names like fartlek, threshold, tempo
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you're always hungry
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you invent creative ways to recycle race shirts, such as car-waxing cloth, giant tissue, mop
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you name your running routes. And all you have to say to your running buddies is, "new houses, 8 a.m.," and they know where to go
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you know that sciatica and Piriformis syndrome are fancy ways of saying pain in the ass
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your running watch/GPS/heart-rate monitor is more expensive than your everyday watch
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you think it's cute when people ask you, "How long is this marathon?"
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you'd rather run an extra mile or two than spend that time sprucing yourself up in the morning
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you think of the past in terms of races ? "I ran the Chicago Marathon in 2006, and my sister also got married that fall"
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your running clothes outnumber the work and casual clothes in your laundry hamper
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you're proud of your black—or lost—toenail
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you sort of look forward to popping that blister
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waking up before dawn on a Sunday morning to smear Vaseline all over your thighs seems like a perfectly rational thing to do
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you know the location of every public drinking fountain in town
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you don't bat an eye when you have to convert kilometers to miles (or vice versa)?
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you can't remember your wedding anniversary, but can rattle off the PR you set 17 years ago
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you don't stretch. But you know you should
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halfway through a long run, you're actually looking forward to the taste of your energy gel
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you've mastered the art of the "farmer's blow"
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you're just not yourself when you can't run
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