The Funniest Running T-Shirts

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You love running—and you want everyone to know it. These shirts for runners (and the people close to them) let you show your true feelings for the sport without saying a word.

french toast-1

Pardon My French... Toast
Excuse us.


drpepper shir-2

Running on Dr. Pepper
Not exactly the ideal fueling method. But whatever works.


drag across-3

Drag Me Across
Finishing is finishing.


run slow shirt-4

I Run Slow
So thoughtful.


Half Crazy-5

Only Half Crazy
It could be worse. (We're talking to you, marathoners.)


Pause My Garmin-6

Pause My Garmin
Priorities, people.


Zombie Apocalypse-7

Training for the Zombie Apocalypse
But like the Walking Dead zombies, not the World War Z zombies. Much slower.


I'm Not Last-8

Not Last
Not losing = winning, in my book.


Your Pace or Mine-9

Your Pace or Mine?
So romantic.


Love Running Hate Running-10

Love-Hate Relationship
Truer words have never been spoken.


I Don't Run-11

I Don't Run
The screaming should also be a dead giveaway.


Sloth in Nutella-12

Sloths in Nutella
That counts, right?


I Like Beer-13

I Like Beer
We all have our reasons.


Will Run for Wine update-14

Will Run for Wine
Like I said, we all have our reasons.


Gingerbread Running Team-15

Gingerbread Running Team
Run, run as fast as you can.


Running Sucks-16

Running Sucks
Wear this sarcastically—or not.


Punishment-17

The Best Kind of Punishment
Just admit it: you like pain.


Stuff Holder-18

"Stuff" Holder
For that special spectator who knows his or her place.


Rum-19

Rum
Well, that's disappointing.


Free Banana-20

Free Banana
I mean, they cost about a dollar at the grocery store.


World's Okayest Runner-21

World's Okayest Runner
Hey, just being honest.


Running Buddy-22

Running Buddy
Guaranteed to never cancel on you.

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