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23 Pick-Up Lines for Triathletes
23 Pick-Up Lines for Triathletes
Written by
Elizabeth Grimsley
Need a bae for Valentine’s Day? Use one of these pick-up lines geared specifically to triathletes to make the day extra special this year.
No. 1
1 of 24
You should try a triathlon 'cuz you've been swim, bike, running through my mind all day.
SHARE WITH YOUR VALENTINE
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Your Next Race
No. 2
1 of 24
You're the Vaseline to my chafing inner thighs.
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No. 3
1 of 24
I must be wearing body glide because there's no friction between us.
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No. 4
1 of 24
Wanna bonk?
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No. 5
1 of 24
T3 practice at my place?
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No. 6
1 of 24
I like your frame.
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No. 7
1 of 24
While it's true that I am happy to see you, this is just a banana in my tri suit.
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No. 8
1 of 24
I may weigh 145, but I'm still a Clydesdale.
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No. 9
1 of 24
You seem to have caused my seatpost angle to become less slack.
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No. 10
1 of 24
I need a man with a slowtwitch.
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No. 11
1 of 24
Your pace or mine?
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No. 12
1 of 24
Why not give me a tri?
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No. 13
1 of 24
Wanna trade GU?
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No. 14
1 of 24
You're the thermal blanket to my post-race recovery.
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No. 15
1 of 24
I WHEELIE like you.
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No. 16
1 of 24
You're the foam roller to my gluteus maximus.
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No. 17
1 of 24
How about you put your number on my left leg, and I'll hope it doesn't come off during the race.
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No. 18
1 of 24
You're a porta potty with no line.
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No. 19
1 of 24
Have you ever done an Ironman? Want to?
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No. 20
1 of 24
My coach told me for my warmup, I had to talk to you for five minutes.
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No. 21
1 of 24
Are we doing high altitude training? Because you just took my breath away.
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No. 22
1 of 24
Let me be the GPS Watch to your satellite so I can acquire you.
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No. 23
1 of 24
You must be a love podiatrist because you are scraping the calluses off my heart.
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