23 Pick-Up Lines for Triathletes

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Need a bae for Valentine’s Day? Use one of these pick-up lines geared specifically to triathletes to make the day extra special this year.
No. 1
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You should try a triathlon 'cuz you've been swim, bike, running through my mind all day.
No. 2
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You're the Vaseline to my chafing inner thighs.
No. 3
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I must be wearing body glide because there's no friction between us.
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T3 practice at my place?
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While it's true that I am happy to see you, this is just a banana in my tri suit.
No. 8
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I may weigh 145, but I'm still a Clydesdale.
No. 9
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You seem to have caused my seatpost angle to become less slack.
No. 10
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I need a man with a slowtwitch.
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Why not give me a tri?
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You're the thermal blanket to my post-race recovery.
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You're the foam roller to my gluteus maximus.
No. 17
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How about you put your number on my left leg, and I'll hope it doesn't come off during the race.
No. 18
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You're a porta potty with no line.
No. 19
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Have you ever done an Ironman? Want to?
No. 20
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My coach told me for my warmup, I had to talk to you for five minutes.
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Are we doing high altitude training? Because you just took my breath away.
No. 22
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Let me be the GPS Watch to your satellite so I can acquire you.
No. 23
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You must be a love podiatrist because you are scraping the calluses off my heart.
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