From funny and uplifting, to overwhelmed and self-deprecating, these are some of the thoughts we all have while on the bike.
When you're finally done with the swim but there's just one problem...
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1. YES, finally done with the swim.
2. Wait, where's my bike?
3. I think I was number 1530—but now I'm not sure.
4. OH there it is! Right where I left it.
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Your Next RideWhen you feel like a toddler just learning to walk...
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5. Running in cycling shoes is tough.
6. Don't slip. Don't slip. Don't slip.
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Your Next RideWhen you still haven't actually gotten going yet...
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7. Where's the mount line?
8. Everyone is cheering for me!
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Your Next RideWhen you don't know if you'll ever be warm again...
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9. I don't know if I can lift my leg over the top tube. #ColdCramp
10. There should be heaters and warm blankets after you exit the water.
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Your Next RideWhen you finally, finally get going...
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11. Okay, clipped in. Here we go.
12. GARMIN, COMMENCE!
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Your Next RideWhen you're still optimistic...
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13. Only 112 miles to go.
14. Hey this is fun!
15. *Waves at the crowd*
16. Wow, I'm feeling faster than usual.
17. This is gonna be cake.
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Your Next RideWhen getting a little water shouldn't be this difficult...
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18. Why'd I mount my bottles behind my saddle? #StruggleBus
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Your Next RideWhen you wish you were back in the water right about now...
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19. Hmmm first aid station. Skip it.
20. Wow it's getting warm out here.
21. Like really warm.
22. Time for some salt tablets.
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Your Next RideWhen you realize you still have a long ways to go...
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23. Wait, it's only been 45 miles?
24. Okay just keep going. Let's back off the pace a bit.
25. Didn't I pass that guy earlier?
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Your Next RideWhen you regret your past decisions...
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26. I wish I practiced drinking out of the straw.
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Your Next RideWhen your mind starts to—Squirrel!
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27. Aero bars really aren't as comfy as they look.
28. Swedish fish are SO GOOD.
29. Focus. Focus. Focus.
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Your Next RideWhen you're convinced the numbers you're reading can't possibly be right...
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30. 112 miles didn't feel this long on training rides.
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Your Next RideWhen you know there's at least something you're good at...
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31. Grabbing a bottle from a volunteer is an art form.
32. And I'm pretty good at it.
33. Why do they make the trash zones so short?
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Your Next RideWhen you get that prickly feeling that you're doing something wrong...
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34. Why is the ref watching me? I'm not in the lead.
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Your Next RideWhen you have to make the hard decisions...
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35. Flash flood warning.
36. Should I stop at the porta potty, or just go on my bike?
37. Nobody is behind me. The decision is clear.
38. [...]
39. Much better. Let's go!
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Your Next RideWhen you mistakenly look ahead...
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40. Man this is taking forever.
41. I have to run after this?
42. I really hope that caffeine kicks in.
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Your Next RideWhen you start to question your sanity...
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43. Oh hey, only 12 miles left!
44. Wait, 12 miles is further than I expected.
45. I can't wait to get off this bike.
46. I don't think I'm ever going to ride again.
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Your Next RideWhen you start to get some last-minute confidence...
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47. These spectators are so nice. I CAN do it.
48. Time to squeeze in some last minute nutrition.
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Your Next RideWhen you thought the hard part was over...
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49. Where's T2?
50. I gotta be getting close.
51. THERE IT IS! I MADE IT!
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Your Next RideWhen you realize it's far from over...
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52. Getting off the bike was harder than getting on.
53. I have to run a marathon now???
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