The Best Triathlon Advice We've Ever Heard

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In the words of three-time IRONMAN World Champion Craig Alexander, “If someone tells you, ‘if you stand on your head and eat 28 jellybeans, it’ll make you go quicker,’ people would do it.”

While this jellybean technique is not exactly sound advice, Crowie makes a valid point. In such a specialized and performance-driven sport, triathletes are always looking for an edge. No matter if you’ve completed six IRONMANs or are tackling your first sprint, we could all use a little extra advice.

We asked triathletes with varying levels of expertise for the best advice they’ve ever received, and here are the top responses.
Get comfortable being uncomfortable.
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Submitted by Rebecca Dobbins
Don't panic.
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Submitted by Tonya Zalenski
Practice transitions.
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Submitted by Shawn Jaffo
Transition isn't a vacation. The clock keeps ticking...
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Submitted by Eric Koenigs
You don't train to avoid the pain on race day, you train to endure the pain on race day.
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Submitted by Houston Landry
Look good. Feel good. Race good.
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Submitted by Eric Koenigs
It's about the finish not the time.
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Submitted by Kimberly LM
Enjoy the fact that you are able to do this. Go be awesome.
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Submitted by Sean Walsh
On the swim, if you get in trouble, hold your nose, sink to the bottom and run like hell!
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Submitted by John Zabojnik
Less is best! The less stuff, the better.
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Submitted by Dysana Lee
The M-dot is earned on all the countless training days. Race day is graduation day, so enjoy the ceremony.
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Submitted by Eric Koenigs
Never ever ever try anything new on race day, especially nutrition. Stick to your routine.
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Submitted by Simon Winn
Don't get naked in transition.
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Submitted by Kaila Konecki
Three rules: 1. Don't die. 2. Finish. 3. Don't finish last!
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Submitted by Steven Henry
DFL > DNF > DNS
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Submitted by Elizabeth Shen
Never trust a fart!
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Submitted by Jason Aarhus
Don't stop when you're tired, stop when you're done.
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Submitted by Patrick Wingfield
It's not the bike, it's the motor.
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Submitted by Michael McClure
Complete, not compete.
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Submitted by Ashley Pea
Do at least one open water swim before your first triathlon.
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Submitted by Tom Shanahan
I didn't come here to start a race, I came here to finish one.
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Submitted by David Duffy
Thank the volunteers.
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Submitted by Michael Beasley
You get what you put in. If you didn't do the miles or time, you're not going to get the results.
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Submitted by Sean Culp
Don't sweat the little things; something will not go as planned.
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Submitted by Lance Westerlund
Easy on easy days so you can go hard on hard days.
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Submitted by David Morrell
It hurts less if you smile.
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Submitted by Jackie Kerrless
Use a Porta Potty early, and if not, bring toilet paper.
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Submitted by Duane Oser
Race your own race.
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Submitted by Thomas Eric Price
Train in all types of weather because you never know what Mother Nature will bring on race day.
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Submitted by Bridgette Jackson
Enjoy the victory lap, and take your time through the finisher chute.
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Submitted by John R Orton III
Don't let your mind go crazy when you miss a workout or two.
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Submitted by Pam McIntyre Schuckies
Celebrate the finish line, not the finish time.
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Submitted by Cary Shelstad
In the first half of your race, don't be an idiot. In the second half, don't be a wimp.
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Submitted by Natalie Sticerrific
Make a plan. Work the plan. Trust the plan.
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Submitted by Wendy Moninger O'Neill
Control the controllable.
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Submitted by Steve Williams
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